Weird dream

I just had a really nutty dream.

So Dan and Emily decided to buy a new house. And so I invited like three people to come over and celebrate.

But for some reason Yeebee decided to forward that invite to 150 people. So all these random awful people start showing up.

Someone puts Britney's Til The World Ends on repeat and everyone is destroying the place and dancing on furniture. Meanwhile Emily and Dan are fighting in the kitchen because Emily is furious that she has to make muffins and salad for everyone. And also some fat chick is dying on top of the pool table (She was stabbed. Yes there is a secret murderer.)

PeterCarter keeps trying to dance with me by roping me in with his Smathers and Branson belts and then MattJewett keeps yanking me away to dance with him. Matt also is now 6'10" which I think is just CRAZY.

I finally go and announce to the crowd that everyone that came because of Yeebees email has to leave. There are moans of disappointment as people start to clear out. Kristy is sitting in the corner laughing and eating cheerios and Megoon is hulahooping with a flashing hoop that lights up and says "GET LOST!" Meanwhile, Dan and Emily's kid Henry strums Somewhere Over The Rainbow the Hawaiian version on his ukulele.

Uncle Steve trudges out having completely sweated through his shirt and pants (yuck) from dancing.

And then all the cool people remaining sit in a circle Indian style and eat muffins and salad.

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