Fashion Show!

So I thought brunch attack was going to be my big event of the day Thursday, but Naia texted me that she had a plus one for the GenArt Fashion Show and being a professional starf*cker that loves anything with a red carpet I said where when how yes kthxbi....



There were lots of models on display, and the theme was something about Plastics Making Everything Possible. Which is true. Plastic IS wonderful. From boobs. To chin implants. To those wonderful little rings that both hold my soda cans together and asphyxiate otters in the forest.



The show was hosted by Kaley Cuoco who is some kind of C-list tv actress.



First phase was ok.






The girls were wearing weird little head adornments. Whatevs.





2nd phase of the show the girls all had crimped hair and looked FIERCE.






Then there was a mens phase which featured a mix of weird looking and good looking guys.





And things got strange when girls emerged with their hair tied around their faces like creepy moustaches and they all had scary eye makeup on and nipple accessories.




Naia rikey.



AND THEN a male ballerina came out and did some silly twirls.



Hirarious.



Anyway yeah, that was it.





Fun fun fashion show. Thanks Narni!



Afterparty was sweet too. Lots of girls from Top Model were around. Gorgeous people everywhere.




And Anoop and Megan Joy from American Idol!

False alarm

My battery was just dead. Yay.

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My MacBook just died and I want to kill myself


-- Post From My iPhone

Brunch Attack!

Wes and I came up with this brilliant idea to do a brunch crawl across a bunch of big LA celeb brunchspots to maximize the probability of a celebrity encounter.

We started at The Ivy, where we spotted Simon Cowell last time.



Had some Bloody Marys and a Pimm's Cup...



And shared the most wonderful lobster ravioli I've ever tasted.



No celebs though. FAIL.

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Second stop was Hugo's West Hollywood. (Previous sightings include Anderson Cooper, Fabio, and Balthazar Getty.)



Shared a delicious-but-chewy Hangar Steak Sandwich.




Once again...no celebs. FAIL.

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Finally we headed to the Chateau Marmont where there's always a celeb or two in residence.



Walking in I may have seen Monique. Or Mercedes from Glee.

And there was a woman who looked like Sarah Ferguson the Duchess of York.

And a woman who might have been Madonna's mom...

Hmmmm.....we were desperate.

And we had two giant glasses of champagne...



And split a banana split.



And then the little waiter guy came over and put a "reserved" sign on the table across from us.

We just knew someone good would be coming.

But all we got was this old-but-hot-looking guy who definitely looked familiar but we could not place him with his British accent and all. He was doing some kind of interview or something it seemed though, so he had to be a celeb. Had to.

It wasn't until I woke up this morning that I realized instantly who it was.

Guy Pearce!



He looks old now y'all!

I dream of tranny.

So nice to be back in LA with mah weeeehoes



we went to here to see our buddy dean "perform"



and then jesse emet a trannnyy!!!!



i love trannniessss yayyyy

Off to L.A.!

--Posted from my delicious iPhone

MarkyMark!

Marky is staying with me while he's in town for meetings this week.

We went to Shopsins General Store at the Essex Market which produces the most amazing sandwiches you'd never find anywhere else.

I had a sandwich consisting of ground pastrami with egg and grilled onion and tahini on garlic bread.



For dessert we shared an apple.



And then randomly while we were watching TV, Mark's latest TV spot for Joe's Crab Shack came on.



It's a really dumb commercial. But it's national. And apparently it's getting some airplay, which is awe$ome for Marky!

You can view it here:

Long time no kangs...

This past weekend was pretty rainy and low-key.



Annie was in town for business meetings.



We went over to AC and Shiri's new place to play an epic game of Kings.



Annie's gum went into the Kings cup. Yummy.