Sunday, July 29, 2007

Darien Party

Went to Christian's girlfriend Kristen's friend's house to celebrate all of them graduating from law school. It was a nice New England-style home in the middle of Brentwood.

Totally felt like we were in Connecticut. (Also, everyone was from Darien.)




Lately I am addicted to Beirut after coming to the realization that I am not horrendous at it.



Within minutes of arriving, some caveman knocked over a really heavy expensive little garden pot thing and broke it



Doug: (to Kristen) Who did that?
Kristen: (rolling her eyes) C'mon. Who else would do something like that?



Friday, July 27, 2007

Posh & Becks

So I came home kinda wasted last night and decided it would be a great idea to watch Victoria Beckham: Coming to America on nbc.com.

To be honest, I thought it was kind of amazing.

Not only is Posh NOT an automaton (and she acknowledges that she appears kind of robotic in paparazzi photos) but she's kind of hilarious, totally hot, and I think I love her almost as much as I love Becks.



Look! She smiles!

Seriously I think she just catapulted herself into my top 5 next to Jennifer Aniston, Kate Beckinsale, Kathy Griffin, and Oprah.

Thursdays @ Nikki's

$1 Champagne =



DOUBLE FISTING!



Naia has new roommates!



Drunkies like to smile!



Oh and Smershy was getting hit on by some older and thin-haired but kinda hot typical LA douchehead who was actually doing fine until he busted out this whopper of a line:

"...you are the ultimate spider luring me into your web of goodness and intrigue..."



I kid you not.

We seriously ran away (laughing) and wrote it down so that we wouldn't forget it.

Mikey's Rimjob

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Thursday, July 26, 2007

EVA 4EVA

In case you haven't been by a Bebe store lately, Matt's new ads are out.





New Yorkers, please look out for a massive Times Square billboard and let me know if they ever put one up. Matt says he'd would fly out there just to take a picture with it. As you can imagine, it's all pretty exciting.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Next time on SWEET CABO VACATIONS...

So I was hired to photograph a bunch of different villas ranging from cool 3-6 bedroom nicenesses to epic scarface cokemansions.

But no get to stay.

It was like putting a kid in a candy store and locking all the cases and stapling a digital camera to his face. (Oh and also throwing in a bag of sand fleas to eat his ankles.)

Next time though we will live it up...for FREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






My favorite was Casa Jaime.



Sweet two-story dining room...



Pretty beachside infinity pool...




Most incredible bedroom suite ever...




And a rooftop bar/patio.




Oh the potential for sweet vacationy fun...

Monday, July 23, 2007

Last morning in Cabo

Woke up around 11, it was a beautiful morning...



Went down to the pool for some swimming, tanning, and a derricious "breakfast".





Now at the airport waiting for my flight back to LA.

Mondays don't have to suck...

Cabo Update: Imran is blind.

Wanna see what the strippers look like?

Mark's was actually quite cute...although she had a little bloated tummy/diarrhea problem and would be all nice and smiley and laughing and then would suddenly get all silent and fidgety before excusing herself to go spray diarrhea all over the women's bathroom. (This seriously happened every 15 minutes.)

I guess that's what happens when you live on a a diet of burritos, beer, and SPERM...



Imran's chick...well........



aaaaaaaaaaAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Cabo Night 2

Uh...it's day 3 now...

Imran and Mark are about to go on a dinner date with two strippers.

'nuff said.

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Cabo: Day 1

So GorillaBoy, I mean Imran, came home late this morning after I think having spent the night passed out in some random Mexican alleyway.

Nice work Ims.

..................

We landed in Cabo about 5pm yesterday.



After checking into the hotel we headed downtown to the hottest hotspot in town. Squid Roe.



Walking in it was a pretty amazing looking place. (It's owned by the Senor Frog's people.)




However, it's not exactly Spring Break right now so the crowd was an even mix of hot fratty-looking guys, under-age under-dressed hos, and potato-shaped 40-somethings.





There were playing some good dance tunes though.








Mark ran some game on a teenager who then pawned him off on her mom.



It was a pretty massive place.



This was the last we saw of Ims before he disappeared.



He eventually came home though.