New Year, New Horse. And Drinking.

Today I got a HORSE!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!



Also they put a free keg out in the town square.



Everyone got WAAAASTED...




Vision got all blurry.....



And then we wandered around all wall-eyed and shit.



HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!

Best Present EVER

Katie, being the thoughtfullest beautifullest little treat, gave me a birthday present which I will treasure forever for the rest of my life (yes that is redundant but also true).

It is a photo album, yes.

But it's not just ANY photo album...

It is special.

It is so so special.



Thank you my princess.

MichaelTan joins WOW!!!!!

For Christmas, MichaelTan received the gift of WoW!

Oh glorious day!!!!

His character is a big sexy black man.



I went to work immediately.



Some passers-by yelled "GET A ROOM!"

.....

So we did.



We also invited our pal Woo Ping.

Baby Leo is so cute/Xmas foods make me fat

Little Leo has the fanciest little bike a toddler could ever have.



Meatballs = fatness.



Meatballs and ziti covered and cheese = ultimate fatness.



Also we have crabs.



And delicious sandwiches available in untoasted and panini-ed versions.



And midday clam snacks.



And a stuffed pork tenderloin.



And an egg-cheese surprise.



And more pork. This time in chop-form.



And lamb shanks.



Hello I am obese.

Randoms from Xmas

Family Christmas at Charleen & Tim's in Sacramento!



Leo likes dancing!



Leo also likes big lamb bones.



Yay!



Kristy made spankopita.

Merry WoW Xmas!

All the towns and shit are decked out for Christmas.



I even have a new temporary wardrobe!



Merry Christmas!

Napa

Wednesday I drove up to Danville to visit the Heidi.

Thursday we drove up to Napa to visit the wine.





Foolishness ensued.





But we left with souvenirs!

Hmmmmmmm......

Is it just me or does it seem incredibly ironic that Out Magazine is delivered in discreet white packaging?

Hanukkah Party

Jews and Jew lovers celebrated the wonder of Hanukkah last night.



There was an abundance of brisket.



And potato latkes.



And dradling.




Afterwards we went to Bobby's to pregame and play some Wii.



And then it was off to a sweet house up Laurel Canyon for another of David's little soirees.






The little donuts were amazing.

Law School Karaoke

After certain crotchclowns bailed on BOT, I headed over to the Gas Lite for some Karaoke fun with some recent law grads.



The place was packed.



Also there were several Brown kids present, including Mani (below) and this cute tiny little girl named Lucy who I literally have to bend over to talk to.



Woo! It's the weekend!