I have spent the past 48 hours sitting on my wonderful couch with a variety of frozen vegetables stuck to my ankle (it's supposed to reduce swelling.)
In this time I have eaten:
1 Turkey Burger Salad
3/4 of an Extra Large Meatball Pizza
1/2 Pint of Oatmeal Cookie Ice Cream
19 Grapes
1 Breakfast Burrito
1 Bowl of Pasta
6 Meatballs
2 Bowls of Curry Udon
3 Croutons
13 Pieces of Bread covered in Olive Dip
Adding insult to serious injury (and obesity), I've also been abusing my tear-deficient eyes by watching an endless amount of crappity crap on the telly, the worst of which includes: 5 whole hours of the 101 CRAZIEST TV Moments on E!, Bewitched: The Movie (there was so much promise!), 3 hours of Ultimate Fighter (the boys upstairs made me do it), and the puke bucket of a TV show that is Reunion (which I really only watch as a courtesy to the late Dino Whitman (Sean Faris)).
Many thanks to the lovely people who have come by to visit.
Tomorrow I will start treating myself better.
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