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KRIPPLES 4 KRIS!!!!!



I Facebook-friended Kris's wife today who I met at the show last time around. Yayyyy internets.

Smileywine. Smileyfriends. Smileytimes.

It started with our weekly 24 viewing and a couple bottles of Smileywine...



After our Jack Bauer Hour of Power, we headed next door to Fiesta for 2-for-1 alcoholism.



And epic nachos.



Evan and Jesse got frisky and pulled some Beyoncé moves on a couple rando girls.



We bumped into my Smileyfriend John.




And ended up at Trunks doing Jaegahbombs.






Jesse then commandeered my wheelchair.



Slowly getting more and more reckless...



Until finally...



He just let go.





Yay impromptu Monday night shenaniganery!

Someone owes me a new wheelchair.

24 Haiku

Ev'ry Monday night.
Jack Bauer Power Hour.
Time for Smileywine!!!!

More reasons to love Kris Allen...

Limp wristy reacharound man-kiss...



+ beachside crotch-bumping...



= TENDERDOG 4 EVA

Oh how I love the internets...

Look No Hands!

Still can't go down without doing the double-step, so building please don't burn down just yet.

Best new TV show - Kings

Forgive them the overdone butterfly motif and the stupid sounding city names (Shiloh, Port Prosperity, Gath, Galboa) and you have yourself a pretty awesome show.

NBC Sundays 8pm

Sunday Haiku

Clouds, they block the sun.
My taxes are still undone.
I WANT CHINA FOOD.

Moth Mayhem

A gigantic mutant moth escaped from a mad scientist's lab and flew into Bobby's apartment this morning. He turned on his webcam to document his attempt to get rid of it so that others would know what happened to him should the moth have won out.

Make sure your sound is on.



I think I would have screamed more.

Hilarity.

I am now a Twit.

Just joined twitter.

Not sure why I would join a site just for status message updates that I can do on Facebook, but nonetheless I am checking it out.

www.twitter.com/eggfury

......................

OK fine i joined so i could become best friends with Demi Moore.

Scout got into Brown! Congrats Demi! See you at Campus Dance!!!!

Epic Beauty Battle: MAO vs Kaiulani

So the impetus for Anne's visit this past week was this funny little email we received last week from a new Thai agency:

Dear Anne

How are you ? hope you doing fine. I have many project will purpose you . but still need good materails of casting for Skincare and haircare . pls see follow of this email , need you to do exactly the same follow casting and snaps of Kaiulani. may be you can try for profesiional casting somewhere . it's will be halp me so much for good presenatation with client . let me know any question . need asap!

Thank you Anne
Somchai

In case you don't understand Engrish, basically they wanted new cheesy Asian photos and sent a bunch for us to copy.

Sensing a big campaign in the works, MAO finished final exams, packed her bags, and headed out here to LA for two fun-filled days.





We also shot a video, currently being edited. More on that later.

I'm too lazy to post every single picture up on here, so if you want to see an album from the whole shoot please click below.

Keep in mind these are unretouched.

My little cash cow prize pony is just that pretty.

Beauty Battle Photo Shoot ------> CLICK HERE
Beauty Battle Photo Shoot ------> CLICK HERE
Beauty Battle Photo Shoot ------> CLICK HERE
Beauty Battle Photo Shoot ------> CLICK HERE

By the way, Anne gives best gifts

Hello Mexican fighting masks!

Browns @ St Felix

We met up with some Browns at St. Felix.

Fubar Jay hooked up the the sampler platter.

The food is so amazing.



MMmmmmmm the short ribs are heavenly.



Browns and pseudo-Browns everywhere.



And halfies.




And almost-marrieds.



And ankle-breakers.



Fun fun fun. Drunk drunk drunk.

After a short 2 day stay in LA, MAO went home to NYC.

SAFE!

Thank you everyone who kept safe the tenderdog.

Kara Dioguardi is a bit dumbass

"I got six words for you: One-of-the-best-performances-of-the-night!!!!!!"

Why I love Simon Cowell

Ruh roh.

I completely forgot to call in for Kris Allen last night.

Did you?

Shreeping Beauty

Awwww...Anne just fell asleep looking like my favorite Disney princess.

MAO!

Anne's here!



Her new Thai agency wants some new pictures so we figured it'd be cheaper and more fun to have her fly out here for two days and have me take them than for her to hire some NYC rando to take the silly pictures (more on those later).

We had Bossa Nova for lunch. Giant salad yummertons.



Then we stopped at Yogurt Stop.



So many varietals. Such scrumptiousity.



For dinner we were joined by Chelsea and Alistair @ Sur. Truly delicious, as always.







Seriously it was so good we cleared our plates and sucked each little lambchop bone clean.




Good food, good mood.



Tomorrow we break open the smileywine!